2009 Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament

5-11 January 2009

*Gasps. Throws Fendi bag to the floor. Regrets sacrilege. Places Fendi bag on the hall console. Reaches for laptop.*

Ladies and Gents…

With a $5.5 million purse, the Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament, held at the The Kapalua Resort Plantation Course in Maui, is the kick-off for the PGA season!

Do-Gooding sweetens the proverbial pot!

The Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament annually selects charities to support – Boy Scouts of America-Maui, Friends of the Children’s Justice Center, Hale Makua along with many others- and has given over $2.6 million since 1999!

Any aspiring Faux Socialite worth their Burberry golf bag knows this tournament is THE place to be!

Tickets and accomodations can be found here!

2009 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Miami Swim

15-19 July 2009

Darling, I am your friend.

Do combat Stage 1 Muffin Top with a detox diet and raw food regimen. Yeah, I said it…

You will thank me come Miami Swim.

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim…

Shangri-La of fitness bootcamp, sacrifice and diet pill/ energy drink cocktails…or your version of eternal damnation….showcasing the briefest of bikinis, the most fabu swimsuits and forward styles in the American Riviera that is Miami.

 

*The Faux Socialite© ties MBTs tight. Takes diet pill followed by 6 Hour Power Shot swig. Jitters, crys and runs.*

Updates on location, parties, shows and other delights coming soon!

 

Note: The Faux Socialite© IS NOT a medical professional and DO NOT consider the above as advice, a directive or remotely healthy!

2009 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Berlin

28 January – 1 February 2009: Autumn/ Winter 2009

16 -19 July 2009: Spring/ Summer 2010

Those damn Germans!

With their COOL, and their beer, and their Auto Bahn, and their luxury automobile engineering! Grumble…!

So should it surprise anyone that Berlin Fashion Week is one of the biggest international fashion events?

 

Twice a year, the Berlin Fashion Week showcases German and international designers and labels for buyers, fashion experts, and media; Berlin is transformed into an exclusive open-air fashion landscape with a dynamic trade fair program, over 60 events, networking, exhibitions and fashion awards. Also, with an extensive network of fashion schools, Berlin-based designers and a supportive community, Berlin is growing into a fashion capital in its own and the fashion indsutry’s regard.

Events and Exhibitions include:

• Mercedes Benz Fashion Week (within conjunction with Berlin Fashion Week)
• The Premium Fair
• Stark Fair
• Project Galerie Showrooms
• Motorola Fashion Rock Night in January
• Underground Catwalk at U-Bahn in July
• The Wedding Dress Festival
• Spirit of Fashion

So be there or be square Socialites!

Yours Truly will join you once the wounds inflected by Berlin’s Cool Quotient has stopped stinging….

 

2009 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week New York

13-20 February 2009: Autumn/ Winter 2009

Calling all Style Mavens, Fashion Doyennes and Bespoke Masters to Mercedes Benz Fashion Week New York!

The models return and the tents pitched for this annual fashion pilgrimage to Bryant Park, showcasing Fall 2009.

Of course, you realize that the runway shows ARE invite only….quite fitting…but the parties, the lunches and the brunches! Oh my!  

And if you are fortunate enough to score a coveted seat under the tent, don’t be a FALSE Socialite….buy something…or you’ll ruin it for the rest of us!

Schedules, Designers and Lounges TBA…stay tuned!