2009 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Miami Swim

20 12 2008

15-19 July 2009

Darling, I am your friend.

Do combat Stage 1 Muffin Top with a detox diet and raw food regimen. Yeah, I said it…

You will thank me come Miami Swim.

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim

Shangri-La of fitness bootcamp, sacrifice and diet pill/ energy drink cocktails…or your version of eternal damnation….showcasing the briefest of bikinis, the most fabu swimsuits and forward styles in the American Riviera that is Miami.


*The Faux Socialite© ties MBTs tight. Takes diet pill followed by 6 Hour Power Shot swig. Jitters, crys and runs.*

Updates on location, parties, shows and other delights coming soon!


Note: The Faux Socialite© IS NOT a medical professional and DO NOT consider the above as advice, a directive or remotely healthy!

2009 Food Network South Beach Wine and Food Festival

7 12 2008

19-22 February 2009

All together now….can we say “Fabu-delish!!!©” ?


Set against America’s Riviera, The Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival is a four-day, premiere national event showcasing the world’s most talented, chefs, wine and spirits producers and culinary artists. Hosted by the Southern Wine & Spirits of Florida and Florida International University (FIU), the festival benefits the  FIU’s Teaching Restuarant and the Southern Wine and Spirits Beverage Management facility. 

Sponsored by the Food Network and American Express and presented by Food & Wine, this gourmand event hosts the biggest names in food, wine and entertainment. Now in the 8th year, it’s the largest and best-known international festival of its kind, enconsed in the glamour and energy of South Beach Miami.

Event Highlights:

Modern Luxury Afterparty Hosted by Tyler Florence at The Raleigh Hotel

The Patron South Beach Soiree at the Paris Theatre

Amstel Light Burger Bash Hosted by Rachael Ray at the The Ritz Carlton South Beach

Pierre-Jouet Bubble Q Hosted by Tom Colicchio and Friends

Tribute Awards Hosted by Emeril Lagasse


2008 Second Annual Art Basel Miami Beach

5 12 2008

7-14 December 2008

2007 White Cube, London

Art Basel Miami Beach is a cultural and social highlight, combining an international selection of top galleries with an electrifying program of special exhibitions, parties and crossover events featuring music, film, architecture and design.

An exclusive selection of more than 250 leading art galleries from North America, Latin America, Europe, Asia and Africa will exhibit 20th and 21st century artworks by over 2,000 renowned  artists and cutting-edge newcomers.

This year’s  “In Fashion Photo” features a restrospective on the most gorgeous and tempermental of socialites…Naomi Campbell.

Naomi Campbell (Exhibition A)

Ms. Campbell, featured in the “Naomi Campbell Retrospective”,  will host the second annual exhibition including the work of  fashion photogs such as Greg Kadel, Solve Sundsbo, Michael Thompson, and Walter Chin.