15-19 July 2009
Darling, I am your friend.
Do combat Stage 1 Muffin Top with a detox diet and raw food regimen. Yeah, I said it…
You will thank me come Miami Swim.
Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim…
Shangri-La of fitness bootcamp, sacrifice and diet pill/ energy drink cocktails…or your version of eternal damnation….showcasing the briefest of bikinis, the most fabu swimsuits and forward styles in the American Riviera that is Miami.
*The Faux Socialite© ties MBTs tight. Takes diet pill followed by 6 Hour Power Shot swig. Jitters, crys and runs.*
Updates on location, parties, shows and other delights coming soon!
Note: The Faux Socialite© IS NOT a medical professional and DO NOT consider the above as advice, a directive or remotely healthy!
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