2009 Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Miami Swim

20 12 2008

15-19 July 2009

Darling, I am your friend.

Do combat Stage 1 Muffin Top with a detox diet and raw food regimen. Yeah, I said it…

You will thank me come Miami Swim.

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Swim

Shangri-La of fitness bootcamp, sacrifice and diet pill/ energy drink cocktails…or your version of eternal damnation….showcasing the briefest of bikinis, the most fabu swimsuits and forward styles in the American Riviera that is Miami.


*The Faux Socialite© ties MBTs tight. Takes diet pill followed by 6 Hour Power Shot swig. Jitters, crys and runs.*

Updates on location, parties, shows and other delights coming soon!


Note: The Faux Socialite© IS NOT a medical professional and DO NOT consider the above as advice, a directive or remotely healthy!

2009 Winter Music Conference

15 12 2008

24-29 March 2009

Sexy beats in St. Tropez. International flavor in Miami. Balmy nights spent dancing under the stars in Cape Town…


Faux Socialites, here’s how it all goes down:

The 24th Winter Music Conference– including the Ultra Music Festival–  is THE singular networking event among  top international artists, DJs, tastemakers and industry professionals in the international dance music industry and a darling of the World’s press!


DO educate yourself at this invaluable conference through networking with music, technology, business development, manufacturing and media industry professionals! Choose from:

  • South Beach Sessions
  • DJ Spin-Off
  • Exhibts, shows and much more!

At least snag yourself a cute, connected boyfriend or girlfriend…

You have now been promoted to the VVIP kitchen/ basement entrance! A Faux Socialite’s dream!

Goals not so lofty? Attending for the AMAZING parties? Welll….


With a PACKED non-stop schedule of parties and events- featuring premier artists and DJs from all over the world AND presentation of the International Dance Music Awards– The Faux Socialite© believes you will be quite pleased!

If you survive…

The Faux Socialite© Updates:

The Shelbourne ALWAYS has the most FABU parties and DJs during Winter Music Conference!  Of course, The Faux Socialite© gives YOU the secret info stash….

The Shelbourne, Shine and DJ Magazine  are hosting DJ Magazine’s workshops, VIP signing and parties! Registered hotel guests are gratis to ALL events and tickets can be obtained through www.wantickets.com/shelborne.

  • DJ workshops and networking in the Lounge
  • Wantickets Lounge 2009: Ocean Room (spiral staircase front lobby)
  • Events: 10 parties, day and night.Wednesday through Sunday
  • Confirmed DJs : David Guetta, Sasha, Dubfire, Danny Tenaglia, Hernan Cattaneo, Darren Emerson, Jonathan Peters, Fedde Le Grand, Sander Kleinenberg, Nick Warren, Dave Seaman, Anderson Noise, Gui Boratto, Steve Lawler, Axwell, Sebastian Ingrosso, Way Out West (live) and more!   

2009 Food Network South Beach Wine and Food Festival

7 12 2008

19-22 February 2009

All together now….can we say “Fabu-delish!!!©” ?


Set against America’s Riviera, The Food Network South Beach Food and Wine Festival is a four-day, premiere national event showcasing the world’s most talented, chefs, wine and spirits producers and culinary artists. Hosted by the Southern Wine & Spirits of Florida and Florida International University (FIU), the festival benefits the  FIU’s Teaching Restuarant and the Southern Wine and Spirits Beverage Management facility. 

Sponsored by the Food Network and American Express and presented by Food & Wine, this gourmand event hosts the biggest names in food, wine and entertainment. Now in the 8th year, it’s the largest and best-known international festival of its kind, enconsed in the glamour and energy of South Beach Miami.

Event Highlights:

Modern Luxury Afterparty Hosted by Tyler Florence at The Raleigh Hotel

The Patron South Beach Soiree at the Paris Theatre

Amstel Light Burger Bash Hosted by Rachael Ray at the The Ritz Carlton South Beach

Pierre-Jouet Bubble Q Hosted by Tom Colicchio and Friends

Tribute Awards Hosted by Emeril Lagasse