2009 Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament

30 12 2008

5-11 January 2009

*Gasps. Throws Fendi bag to the floor. Regrets sacrilege. Places Fendi bag on the hall console. Reaches for laptop.*

Ladies and Gents…

With a $5.5 million purse, the Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament, held at the The Kapalua Resort Plantation Course in Maui, is the kick-off for the PGA season!

Do-Gooding sweetens the proverbial pot!

The Mercedes Benz Championship PGA Tournament annually selects charities to support – Boy Scouts of America-Maui, Friends of the Children’s Justice Center, Hale Makua along with many others- and has given over $2.6 million since 1999!


Any aspiring Faux Socialite worth their Burberry golf bag knows this tournament is THE place to be!


Tickets and accomodations can be found here!

13th Annual Touching a Life Gala by the National Basketball Wives Association

12 12 2008

13 February 2009

The National Basketball Wives Association- Behind the Bench – is hosting the 13th Annual Touching a Life Gala in Phoenix, Arizona during NBA All-Star Weekend!

Since its 1993 establishment, Behind the Bench and its members, wives of both current and retired NBA players,  has raised substantial funds for charities including:

  • The Boys & Girls Club
  • Big Brothers / Big Sisters
  • Special Olympic World Games
  • St. PJ’s Children Home
  • Child Welfare League of America
  • Friends of Faith
  • the Breast Cancer Fund and many others! 
  • Getty

Can Faux Socialites© say VIP receptionSilent auction? Awards? Fashion show

Of course you can!

This fantabulous event will benefit Arizona Foundation for Women, an organization committed to the prevention and intervention of domestic violence and child abuse.

Stay tuned for event location and details as they become available!

Pamplona Running of the Bulls: San Fermin Festival

11 12 2008

6-14 July 2009

“Viva San Fermín!, Gora San Fermín!”

Ayuntamiento de Pamplona

As the highest profile event of the San Fermín Festival,  in honor of Pamplona’s patron, Saint Fermín, The Pamplona Encierro or Running of the Bulls is the most popular in Spain! 

The first bull running is 7 Julyno-nos include running under the influence of alcohol, running in the opposite direction or inciting the bulls.


For those less inclined to partake of life-threatening ventures involving large stampeding animals (i.e. 14 died in prior years), the San Fermin Festival features other activities conducive to drunken revelry: parades, fiestas, sexy Spanish matadors, street parties, gorgeous Spanish senoritas and so on. 

Or, as Christophe Rex would say, “This is a win-win situation…!”


A full schedule of events will be available soon…stay tuned!

141st Belmont Stakes

9 12 2008

6 June 2009

The Belmont Stakes, a “crown jewel” of American horse racing’s Triple Crown – Kentucky Derby, Preakness and the Belmont Stakes – is the third and last leg of this horse racing series held at Belmont Park in Elmont, New York.


Due to the one mile length of Belmont Park’s main track, this race is called the “Test of the Champion”; most 3 year old throughbreds are unaccustomed to the distance, lack  experience, and possibly the stamina to maintain a winning speed for long period on this course. The race is 1.5-miles (2.4 km) for 3 year-old colts and geldings carrying 126 pounds (57 kg) , and fillies carrying 121 pounds (55 kg).


The Belmont Stakes, called the “Run for the Carnations”, has rich tradition dating back to 1866; contemporary traditions include, the winner’s blanket of white carnations, post-parade songs “Sidewalks of New York” and theTheme from “New York, New York” as well as the Belmont Stakes Festival.

Terence Dulay

St. Barths Bucket Regatta

8 12 2008

26-29 March 2009

In 1995, the first St. Barths Bucket Regatta sailed with a fleet of 4 yachts. This fun event has grown into a weekend with over 30 gorgeous, sleek large yachts racing through brisk wind and crystal waters, continuing into balmy evenings with parties and intimate gatherings.  

Tim Wright

With a limit of 30 yachts – just increased to 33 in 2008 – the Bucket exceeds expectations every year, with applicants even before the Notice of Race is published!

The regatta organizers and participants empahsize that the primary focus of this competition is wholesome fun and networking within the yachting community. 

Schedule of Events (Provisional)

Thursday, March 26th
5:00 – 7:00 pm
Skipper’s Meeting
Limit, three persons per racing yacht – by invitation only.

7:00pm – 9:00 pm
Fleet Welcome Party at the Quay

Friday, March 27th
Fleet briefing at the Quay

First Gun/First Race – “Around the Island Race”

7:00pm – 9:00pm
Fleet Open House: Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres served aboard the yachts, stern to at the quay. Each yacht is encouraged to share their best libation and fare with the other yacht owners, crews and local dignitaries.

Saturday, March 28th
Fleet briefing at the Quay

First Gun/Second Race – “The Wiggley Course”

7:00pm – 9:00pm
Owner’s Cocktail Party, 4 representatives per yacht, by invitation only.

10:00pm – Whenever …
Bucket Bash at the Quay

Sunday, March 29th
Fleet briefing at the Quay

First Gun/Third Race – Around the Island Clockwise

Awards Presentation and Cocktail Party at the Quay

2008-2009 Volvo Ocean Race

6 12 2008

11 October 2008 –  June 2009

Ahoy Darlings!

The Volvo Ocean Race , an around-the-world yacht competition, is held every three years with routes changed to accommodate various ports of call; 2008-2009 routing for the first time includes stopovers in the Middle East and Asia. Starting in Alicante, Spain on 11 October 2008, race will run over 39,000 nautical miles in nine months.  

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Usually departing Europe in September or October, the Volvo Ocean Race encompasses 9 or 10 legs with in-port races at many stopover cities. 2008-2009 race legs include:   



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Leg 1: 11 October – 15 November 2008- Alicante, Spain to Cape Town, South Africa

Leg 2: 15 November – 13 December 2008- Cape Town, South Africa to Cochin, India

Leg 3: 13 December – 18 January 2009- Cochin, India to Sentosa Island, Singapore

10 January 2009: Singapore In-Port Racing

Leg 4: 18 January 2009 – 14 February 2009- Sentosa Island, Singapore to Qingdao, China

7 February 2009: Qingdao In-Port Racing

Leg 5: 14 February – 11 April 2009- Qingdao, China to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

4 April 2009: Rio de Janeiro In-Port Racing

Leg 6: 11 April – 16 May 2009- Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to Boston, Massachusetts USA

9 May 2009: Boston In-Port Racing

Leg 7: 16 May – 6 June 2009- Boston, Massachusetts USA to Galway, Ireland

30 May 2009: Galway In-Port Racing

Leg 8: 6 -14 June 2009-Galway, Ireland to Göteborg / Marstrand

Leg 9: 14 -25 June 2009- Göteborg / Marstrand to Stockholm, Sweden

21 June 2009: Stockholm In-Port Racing

Leg 10: 25 June 2009- Stockholm, Sweden to St. Petersberg, Russia 

134th Running of the Preakness

6 12 2008

16 May 2009

The Preakness, a “crown jewel” of American horse racing’s Triple Crown – Kentucky Derby, Preakness and the Belmont Stakes – and the second leg of the horse racing series.

Photo by Matthew Stockman of Getty Images

Photo by Matthew Stockman of Getty Images


For over 130 years, the Black-Eyed Susan Blanket has driven this exciting race. Fabu-delish© hats, Maryland’s Black Eyed Susans, The Infamous Infield  surround pagentry that characterizes this thrilling annual stake at Baltimore‘s  Pimlico Race Course, on the third Saturday in May.

Image Courtesy of Jerry Dzierwinski

Image Courtesy of Jerry Dzierwinski

The Preakness coincides with a plethora of wonderful events: 

  • Pimlico Clubhouse Alibi Breakfast and Maryland Jockey Club Awards
  • Preakness Celebration
  • Preakness Parade
  • Miss Preakness Contest
Image Courtesy of Jerry Dzierwinski

Image Courtesy of Jerry Dzierwinski

Tickets can be swindled, appropriated and otherwise purchased here!